Thursday, March 12, 2009

You'll never guess who posted this one

All Mishkas are recessionistas! I couldn't help it - twice in one weekend?

Friday, March 13
Mishka Flagship Store Opening

Time: 12:00pm, 7:00pm, 10:00pm
Location: Mishka Flagship Store (350 Broadway, BK); Trophy Bar (351 Broadway, BK)
Cost: Free
Mishka is very excited to announce the opening of their flagship store today in Brooklyn. They officially open theirs doors at noon and the entire day is full of new and exclusive releases (Hats, Tee, etc, etc) and guaranteed good times. The Opening Reception takes place at 7pm in-store and features the debut of Nick Catchdubs and Mr.Ducker’s “Radio Friendly Unit Shifter 2” the follow up to last year’s quintessential 90’s mix. The party will move to Trophy Bar at 10pm where you’ll get down with Nick Gazin and His Creepy Touch.

Sunday, March 15
Mishka makes music with that dude Matt McConaughey
To musician Mishka — the first artist signed to Matthew McConaughey’s record label — The Shirtless One is “just another dude.”
“When [he first called me], I wasn’t particularly aware of his work. I had seen half of one of his movies once,” the Bermuda native told us.
McConaughey took an interest in Mishka after hearing his music in 2000, and the two connected a few years later. Mishka’s first album with j.k. livin, McConaughey’s label, dropped last month.
Sadly, McConaughey didn’t play the bongo drums on the record.
Mishka brings roots-reggae to Sullivan Hall, 214 Sullivan St., b/w Bleeker and W Third St., Sunday $10.http://www.sullivanhalltix.com/


We're all in this thing together

I'm too busy catching free shows like this one: http://www.carnegiehall.org/article/box_office/events/evt_13702.html?selecteddate=03122009 to make my own detergent, but "tightwad" has a fun ring to it.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090310/ap_on_re_us/new_frugality_cheaper_cheapskates

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Curb Alert!

Free style!
Hey all...
So I'm still in need of hair models. I need 2 models for this tuesday (the 10th) and more throughout the month of March.
I really need shorter women's cuts: bobs, graduation, a-lines etc... but I can use almost anyone. Please feel free to pass this along to anyone you think might be interested.
the days I need people is tues/wed throughout the day at Cutler Salon. http://cutlersalon.com/
Thanks!
Tony Kelley tysonturbo@me.com

Free Irresponsible Behavior!!
RSVP so fast your fingers travel back in time for Killian's Master Brewer Bash, this Wednesday, March 11th from 6-8pm at midtown's Perfect Pint: a pre-St. Patrick's party featuring plentiful grub, complimentary George Killian's Irish Red, and a tasting with Killian's Master Brewer Toby Eppard -- the man responsible for the beer that should go into your mouth this St. Pat's, but not the words that shouldn't come out of it!
Space is limited: RSVP now for you and a friend at killiansNY@thrillist.com

Free Crappy Pop Culture!
NBC's America’s Got Talent and host Nick Cannon are taping live in New YorkCity for 3 days only and all tickets are FREE.
You can join Nick and judges David Hasselhoff, Sharon Osbourne, and PiersMorgan in the live television audience as the best amateur performers in NewYork compete for a chance to be the next champion of America’s Got Talent.
NBC's primetime hit only comes to NYC once a year and it is an amazing chance to be part of a live television taping and watch some of thecountry's greatest performers for free. The show tapes March 17th, 18th, and19th at The Hammerstein Ballroom in midtown Manhattan and the minimum age to attend is 12.
For more information and to print free tickets please visithttp://www.ocatv.com/shows/show/193
If you have a group of 10 or more you can attend the show as a fundraiserand earn money for your group!! For more information, please email Howard athoward@ocatv.com or call 818-295-2700.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Free culture! Theater for nuttin'.

What's white on top, black on bottom, and watching a hit theater performance for absolutely free? A volunteer usher! Just because financial times are tough doesn't mean you have to miss out on one of the biggest advantages to living in NYC. Volunteering to usher an off-broadway show usually requires that you show up an hour before the performance, pass out programs, and sometimes help ticketholders to their seats. When the performance starts, you get the pick of empty seats (recession girl has only had to stand once, and for only half a performance), and sometimes even free drink tickets! Seriously, what's better than free drinks? Our favorite places to usher are listed below, but many more off-broadway theaters give you a free performance in exchange for your ability to tear tickets. It's a recession no-brainer.
(Please feel free to comment and tip us off to other great usher spots).

New World Stages, 343 W 49th St.
One of Recession Girl's favorite places to usher, and not just because of the free drink tickets. Minimal effort, major performance gratification, and frequent celeb sightings. Long-running critical hits as well as provacative new works.
Now Playing: ALTAR BOYZ, THE TOXIC AVENGER, ROOMS, GAZILLION BUBBLE SHOW, NAKED BOYS SINGING, THE CASTLE, MY FIRST TIME
Usher instructions: http://www.newworldstages.com/Volunteer.htm

Lucille Lortel Theater, 322 Eighth Ave, 21st Floor
This 50-year old famous theater has a full schedule of performances.
Call 212-924-2817 ex. 207 or email ushers@lortel.org and leave the name of the show you would like to usher, two possible dates, and names and numbers of ushers.
Now playing: THE ILIAD, March 27-April 25 2009
CORALINE, May 6-June 20, 2009
Check theater website for upcoming performances.
http://www.lortel.org/LLT_theater/usher/

New York Theatre Workshop (NYTW), 79 E 4th St.
Notable for its innovative productions, NYTW was the original producer of the Broadway smash hit Rent.
Email Bobby Wolf at bobbyw@nytw.org
Now Playing: THINGS OF DRY HOURS, Begins May 2009
Recipient of the MacArthur Fellowship and an OBIE Award, among many other awards, playwright and poet Naomi Wallace (The Fever Chart, One Flea Spare) follows up the NYTW production of Trestle at Pope Lick Creek with this powerful and poetic examination of the unintended conflict between race and ideology. In Depression-era Alabama, black Sunday school teacher and Communist Party member Tice Hogan lives on the edge of trouble. When a white factory worker on the run demands sanctuary, Tice and his daughter Cali may be pushed over that edge. Ruben Santiago-Hudson, award-winning actor/writer/producer (Lackawanna Blues, and Tony Award-winner for Seven Guitars) directs.
http://www.nytw.org/

Playwrights Horizons, 416 W. 42nd St
Email: MMenter@playwrightshorizons.org now with interest to get an email when the usher spots open up for each new performance. Or, call the usher line at 2125641235 x3100 well in advance of the performance you wish to see. This is a very popular spot to usher, so think ahead.
Now Playing: INKED BABY, (showing now so call for possible usher cancellations)
The World Premiere of a new play by Christina Anderson. Featuring Tony Award winner LaChanze, Angela Lewis, Nana Mensah, and Obie Award winner Nikkole Salter. Directed by Kate Whoriskey. Stuck for money and unable to conceive, Gloria enlists the aid of her sister to make the child that she and her husband can't. As they uneasily await the baby's arrival, a mysterious contamination spreads outside. But consumed by their own struggles, is anyone paying attention? In this imaginative, other-worldly new drama, one family fights to find its place in a neglected neighborhood.
Coming Up: OUR HOUSE, May-June 2009
The New York Premiere of a new play by Pulitzer Prize finalist Theresa Rebeck. Directed by Tony Award winner Michael Mayer. What happens when news and entertainment are interchangeable? In a cautionary tale ripped from today’s headlines, a power-hungry TV mogul faced with dwindling ratings installs America’s favorite news anchor as host of a popular reality show. Meanwhile in Middle America, a houseful of roommates bicker over high-stakes real-world conflicts: Merv doesn’t clean the bathroom, someone ate Alice’s yogurt, and the rent is long past due. When reality suddenly collides with reality TV, we find ourselves front and center in a thorny hostage drama that holds the nation riveted. Our House is a deliciously scathing new comedy that takes on a media-obsessed culture intent on turning even the most sobering crisis into sexy entertainment.
http://www.playwrightshorizons.org/index2.asp

Second Stage Theatre, 307 W. 43rd St.
Email the house manager at JSchleifer@SecondStage or call the usher hotline with names, phone numbers, as well as name and dates of performances you wish to see, at 212-787-8302, ext. 216. Playing Soon: EVERYDAY RAPTURE, April 7– May 17, 2009
EVERYDAY RAPTURE is the story of a young woman’s psycho-sexual-spiritual journey on the rocky path that separates her mostly Mennonite past from her mostly Manhattan future. Her life takes her from the cornfields of Kansas to the clover fields of New York (with a disturbing detour through YouTube). With a cast of five led by Sherie Rene Scott, EVERYDAY RAPTURE also features songs made famous by David Byrne, George Harrison, U2, The Dap Kings and Judy Garland.
Coming Soon: MR. AND MRS. FITCH, Spring 2009
Meet gossip columnists Mr. and Mrs. Fitch. When the social circuit no longer provides juicy morsels, they find that great celebrity can appear out of thin air. Tony Award nominee Douglas Carter Beane’s (The Little Dog Laughed, Xanadu) wicked new comedy is a scathing look at who is in, who is out and who may not even exist at all.
http://www.secondstagetheatre.com/

The Signature Theatre Company, 555 W 42nd St.
Each season, the signature theatre company explores the works of a single living playwright. This season highlights the Negro Ensemble Company. Email housemanager@signaturetheatre.org asap for usher spots for Zooman and the Sign, its current show. Also, if you are not interested in ushering, there is a special performance April 26 with all tickets only $20.
Now Playing: ZOOMAN AND THE SIGN, March 3-April 19, 2009
By Charles Fuller , Directed by Stephen McKinley HendersonA random act of violence leaves Reuben Tate and his family questioning their friends and neighbors, but their once caring community has been scared into helpless silence. As young Zooman terrorizes the neighborhood from the shadows, Reuben makes a dangerous appeal which may tear their world apart. This powerful drama by Charles Fuller, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of A Soldier's Play depicts the devastating aftermath of violence on a family and an entire community.
http://www.signaturetheatre.org/

The Joyce Theater, 175 EIGHTH AVE
World famous dance companies and troupes from around the world vosit the Joyce 9and a Recession Girl favorite, as she once ushered Paul Newman to his seat here!) Call and leave a message with the usher hotline two weeks before the performance (or later), with preferred dates, 646-792-8355. See full schedule: http://www.joyce.org/calendar_joyce.php
Now Showing: SAVION GLOVER, March 3-22
In Savion Glover's Solo In Time, the renowned tap master invites audiences to appreciate his "Hooferz style" approach to tap dance as he merges acoustically melodic tap sounds with the energy of live Flamenco music. Celebrating tap dance as a form of music, Glover highlights his style of hoofing as the leading instrument in the production. Savion Glover's Solo in Time displays the infinite versatility and virtuosity of Glover's genius as not only tap master, but tap dance choreographer as well.

The Cherry Lane Theater, 38 Commerce St.
This theatre is home to workshops, readings, and is a mix of Off-Broadway classics and provocative works. Call the usher line and leave a message with usher names and dates available.
Now Playing: JAIL BAIT, March 19-April 25
Two fifteen year old girls spend a night at a Boston club posing as college students. When the girls cross paths with two thirty-something men they must decide how far they are willing to go while playing at adulthood.
http://www.cherrylanetheatre.com/

Friday, March 6, 2009

Low Roller Fun - all weekend!

Saturday

Chelsea Brewery Tours
Date: Saturday, March 7th
Time: 1:00pm - 5:00pm
Location: Chelsea Brewery (Pier 59 at 18th st. on the West Side Highway)
http://www.chelseabrewingco.com/
Cost: Free
Ian The Chelsea Brewery Ambassador gives free tours of Manhattan's only active brewery this afternoon. Tours are every hour on the hour (max 40 people) and be sure to bring your ID for some free samples. Tour participants also receive $4 discount beer tickets so you can sip suds while discussing the wonders of yeast afterwards. 21+

Making Brooklyn Bloom
Date: Saturday, March 7th
Time: 10:00am - 4:00pm
Location: Brooklyn Botanic Garden, Palm House (1000 Washington Ave, Prospect Heights)
Cost: Free with Flyer - http://www.bbg.org/vis2/2009/mbb/mbb_09.pdf

Today is Brooklyn Botanical Garden's annual community horticulture event devoted to urban agriculture and building a healthy food system in our borough, Making Brooklyn Bloom. This year's event, "Edible NYC: Green It! Grow It! Eat It! and is (and beyond) features "15 hands-on workshops to help educate city residents on how they can grow food at home and make their neighborhood a little bit greener by doing so. Apartment dwellers with a single windowsill might take Savoring Home-Grown Herbs Year-Round; those with a small outside area or even fire escape can learn from The Sky's the Limit: Growing Food on Trellises; and for brownstone residents with-- gasp! -- a yard, The Edible Palette: Food Producing Plants for the Decorative Landscape is ideal.




Brooklyn Museum First Saturday

If you cross over the East River, living in the shadows of the Manhattan museums, and with way less foot traffic from city tourists, you will find the Brooklyn Museum. Every first Saturday of the month admission is free (thanks to big name corporate sponsorship) beginning at 5pm and there are a slew of events for the whole family. This month is a celebration of feminist art with a dance party, film screenings, and discussions. Full schedule here:
http://www.brooklynmuseum.org/visit/first_saturdays.php

Sunday

Armory Arts Week Presents A Day on the Lower East Side
Date: Sunday, March 8th

Time: 12:30pm, 2:00pm, 4:00pm

Location: New Museum Lobby (235 Bowery Street)

Cost: Free
Join the New Museum "as The Armory Show highlights the Lower East Side as a top destination for contemporary art! Tour groups will leave from the New Museum Lobby at 12:30pm, 2pm, and 4pm to visit selected downtown art galleries. The Armory Show is America's leading fine art fair devoted to the most important art of the twentieth and twenty-first centuries. In its eleven years, the fair has become an international institution. Every March, artists, galleries, collectors, critics, and curators from all over the world make New York their destination during Armory Arts Week."

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Curb Alert!

More fur for free. But is this really different than just catching your mice, and letting them live in shoeboxes?

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/zip/1061499485.html

Cheap Yoga

Recession Girl just stumbled upon a new yoga studio, The Fierce Club, which claims that it "ain't your momma's yoga studio, unless your mom is fierce."

Instead of teaching classes to traditional "yoga sounds," these instructors teach to the "killer music" we'd hear on our ipods. It claims to be a more contemporary studio that doesn't tell you what to eat or drink (except to suggest Cafe Habana down the street), but promises a great workout in one hour.

They encourage you to stop by and "participate in your life... caught on fire."

$5 classes until March 8, 2009, plus they have a coupon one their website for one free class. http://thefierceclub.com/. (Note the badass high heels the instructors are wearing in all of their photos).

Hope to see my fellow recessionistas there this weekend!